your face

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo.

If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat.

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in.

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails.

Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going.

Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut.

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Your face is very becoming. I's becoming more and more ugly every time I see it.