Two burly blokes were in...
Two burly blokes were in the woods hunting deer. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a dump."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper." His mate replied, "You have 5 bucks, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got that. That's a great idea - I'll use that!"
He left and came back with brown stuff all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your backside with a couple of two-dollar coins, a fifty, two twenties and ten cent piece?"
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