Speechee
Seated next to a blowhard at a United Nations dinner was anOriental fellow dressed in the robes of one of the Far
Eastern countries. The blowhard, attempting to make
conversation, leaned over and said: "You like soupee?"
The Oriental fellow nodded his head.
"You like steakee?"
The Oriental nodded again.
As it turned out, the guest speaker at the dinner was our
Oriental friend who got up and delivered a beautiful
50-minute address on the United Nations' definition of
"encouragement to self-reliance" by underdeveloped countries
of the world. The speech was flawless in Oxford English.
He returned to his place at the head of the table, sat down,
and turned to his dinner partner and said, "You like
speechee?"
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