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Three women escape from ...

Three women escape from prison - a blonde and two brunettes - and to get away from the cops they hide in an abandoned farm house.

Inside the house there are three sacks that the escapees crawl into when the police search the building.

One of the cops sees the sacks and yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding".

The officer goes and kicks one with a brunette in it and she yells "MEEEYYOWW!"

The officer says "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there."

So he kicks the one with the other brunette in it and she yells "RUUFFF RUFFF!"

The officer says "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!"

Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells "POTATOES!"

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