A MAN was out walking in the c...
A MAN was out walking in the country when he saw a little girl struggling to drive a cow along the road.He asked her what she was doing and she said: "I've got to take this cow to the bull."
"Couldn't your father do that?" asked the man.
The little girl replied: "Oh no, it has to be the bull."
Craig Black
Stenhouse.
An elderly man was reminiscing to his young granddaughter about his wartime experiences.
He said: "I fought in Africa, in Italy and in Germany. I fought with Montgomery, with Wavell and with Alexander."
His granddaughter looked up at him and said: "Couldn't you get on with anybody, Grandpa?"
Alex Paterson
Lochend Road
Edinburgh
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says "Spit that gum out", but a train says "Chew chew".
John Allen
Portobello
What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell
Karen Crawford
Leith Walk
If you have a joke you would like to share with us, send it by e-mail to: letters_en@ edinburghnews.com
"Couldn't your father do that?" asked the man.
The little girl replied: "Oh no, it has to be the bull."
Craig Black
Stenhouse.
An elderly man was reminiscing to his young granddaughter about his wartime experiences.
He said: "I fought in Africa, in Italy and in Germany. I fought with Montgomery, with Wavell and with Alexander."
His granddaughter looked up at him and said: "Couldn't you get on with anybody, Grandpa?"
Alex Paterson
Lochend Road
Edinburgh
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says "Spit that gum out", but a train says "Chew chew".
John Allen
Portobello
What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
Stinkerbell
Karen Crawford
Leith Walk
If you have a joke you would like to share with us, send it by e-mail to: letters_en@ edinburghnews.com
The full article contains 184 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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