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Differences in how men and women think
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..........................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic........................Flat chested
Average looking.............Ugly
Beautiful........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile............Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure..........On medication
Feminist..........................Large
Free spirit........................Junkie
Friendship first.................Formerly loose
Fun.................................Annoying
New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................No BJs
Open-minded..................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.....................Sloppy drunk
Professional...................Bitch
Voluptuous....................Very Large
Large frame.....................Hugely Large
Wants Soul mate.............Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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