The first Jewish woman Preside...
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the election, you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony."
"I don't know, what would I wear?"
"Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker."
"But I only eat kosher food."
"Mama, I am going to be the President, I can get you kosher food."
"But how will I get there?"
"I'll send a limo, just come Mama."
"OK, OK, if it makes you happy."
The great day comes and Mama is seated between the supreme court justices and the future cabinet members. She nudges the gentleman on her right.
"You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible? Her brother's a Doctor!"
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