In Honor of Stupid People
...some actual label instructions on consumer goods:1.On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
2.On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
3.On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
4.On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
5.On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
6.On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
7.On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
8.On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
9.On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
10.On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
11.On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
12.On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
13.On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
14.On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
15.On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
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