Pet Fish
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin ' a cove well-known for its fishing.r> The game warden asked the man, ' Do you have a license to catch those fish? '
r> ' Naw, sir ' , replied the redneck. ' I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish. '
r> ' Pet fish? '
r> ' Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let ' em swim ' round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take ' em home. '
r> ' That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that. '
r> The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, ' It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works. '
r> ' O. K.. ' , said the warden. ' I've got to see this! '
r> The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
r> After several minutes, the warden says, ' Well? '
r> ' Well, what? ' , says the redneck.
r> The warden says, ' When are you going to call them back? '
r> ' Call who back? '
r> ' The FISH ' , replied the warden!
r> ' What fish? ' , replied the redneck.
r> Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
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