Jokes of the day for Monday, 20 June 2016
Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Monday, 20 June 2016 |
A three-year-old went with his...
A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied, "I think it's printed on the bottom."
Euro 2016 is boring...
![Euro 2016 is boring...](/jokes-archive/2016/06/20/Euro-2016-is-boring-.jpg.400.jpg)
A group of friends who went de
A group of friends who went deer hunting separated intopairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering undera hugh buck."Where's Harry?", asked another hunter.
"He fainted a couple miles up the trail,"
Harry's partner answered. "You left him lying there alone and carriedthe deer back?"
"It was a tough decision," said the hunter. "But I figuredno one is going to steal Harry."
A final appeal...
The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.
Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"
The dying man said nothing.
The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing.
The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"
The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to piss anyone off."
Answering Machine Message 189
This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
Sex Ed
A sorority girl is having sex with her boyfriend one night when she asks, âJust this once, can we put it in the other hole? I think Iâd really like that.â
âAre you crazy?â her boyfriend cries. âYou might get pregnant that way!â
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
dumb blondes
10 blondes and 1 brunette were mountain climbing one day. so they were climbing and they got into trouble at a spot one of them had to give up there life so they could continue on so the brunette said i'll do it so you girls can go on so she jumped to the jagged rocks below (ouch) the dumb blondes felt sorry for the brunette so they jumped of toTHE END
A tough looking group of hairy...
![A tough looking group of hairy...](/jokes-archive/2015/06/20/A-tough-looking-group-of-hairy-.jpg.400.jpg)
Dan Cummins: Greeting Card Writer
![Dan Cummins: Greeting Card Writer](/jokes-archive/2010/06/20/Dan-Cummins-3A-Greeting-Card-Writer.png.400.jpg)
Zach Galifianakis: Waking Up With an Erection
![Zach Galifianakis: Waking Up With an Erection](/jokes-archive/2012/06/20/Zach-Galifianakis-3A-Waking-Up-With-an-Erection.jpg.400.jpg)
News headlines 04
![News headlines 04](/jokes-archive/2012/06/20/News-headlines-04.jpg.400.jpg)
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Air Head Fired
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
Deer Kill 17,000
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
War Dims Hope for Peace
Getting a Cake
![Getting a Cake](/jokes-archive/2021/09/12/Getting-a-Cake.jpg.400.jpg)
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished."
Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!"
Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"
Photographic memory
![Photographic memory](/jokes-archive/2020/06/10/Photographic-memory.jpg.400.jpg)
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?