Famous People Resume Qualifications
Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.Jesse James: I can list among my experiences and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.
Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.
Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the competition.
Hamlet: My postilion was eliminated in a hostile takeover.
Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.
Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.
Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?
Lady Godiva: What do you mean this isn't business casual?
Elvis: My last boss and I…say, are you going to eat those fries?
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