These are actual answering mac...
These are actual answering machine greetings recorded and verified by the World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers.My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name & number we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of these reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message
Hi. This is John; if you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are female, don't worry I have plenty of money.
Hi. John's answering machine is broken. This is the refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
This is not an answering machine this is a telepathic thought recording device. After the tone, think about your name your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by the phone until I call you back.
If you are a burglar, then we're probably home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
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