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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
“The international je...
“The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.”
"Whom would you like to invite...
"Whom would you like to invite for your upcoming wedding ceremony?" Father asked his son"All except you and mom" the Son replied
"But why" Father angrily shouted
"Had you bothered to invite me for your ceremony!" the Son pleaded.
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She's lost it all - is completely bald!
Where Is This Bus Going?
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
Lisa Landry: Spicing Up the Sex Life
I told him, You are not bringing home a hooker. That is inappropriate. I cant have that. Theres no way Im gonna watch my husband have sex with another woman, right in front of me, and then she gets paid cash for it -- and then she gets to leave! I dont think so, hooker. Youre gonna sit down and listen to him talk for half an hour.A punster's preferred me...
A punster's preferred medium is wrought irony.Did you hear about the lonely ...
Did you hear about the lonely prisoner?First Time at a Unitarian Service
A man goes to a Unitarian Universalist service for the first time, and later is asked what he thought of it. "Darndest church I ever went to," he replies, "the only time I heard the name of Jesus Christ was when the janitor fell down the stairs."
This little piggy...
When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll.
One evening my wife smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, grabbing her foot, sank to the floor.
I rushed to her side and asked what she hurt.
She looked at me through tear-filled eyes and managed to moan, "It's the piggy that ate roast beef."
Threat or Promise
A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink."
The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
