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Halloween jokes (76 to 90)Jokes about halloween. These are the jokes listed 76 to 90. |
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A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
A witch joke
What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
A witch joke
What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don't fly off the handle!
A witch joke
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
The light's witch!
A witch joke
Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
Ever tried broomstick pie?
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A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!
What Day Is That Day?
My four year old and I were discussing holidays, and I asked him, "What is the day which comes after Halloween when you have turkey?"
My husband quickly answered, "Election day."
The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.
The Bush reality now is that the boy doesn't have to grow up?!
#joke #halloween #animal #turkey
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A Halloween joke
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there is lots of school spirit!
A demon joke
What do foreign devils speak?
Devil Dutch!
A ghost joke
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits!
A skeleton joke
What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
They had a rattling good time!
A skeleton joke
What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A dead ringer!
A werewolf joke
What happened when the wolf fell in the washing machine?
He became a wash and werewolf!
A witch joke
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller?
Broom sick!
#joke #halloween #animal #wolf
A little kid was out trick-or-
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."#joke #short #halloween
Yo momma's so ugly, the gover...
Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday! #joke #short #halloween
A cab driver picks up a nun...
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull off to the side of the road, "maybe we will see what we can do."
The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
#joke #halloween
Halloween Q & A
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean? A. A human bean.
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A. Ghoul
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
#joke #halloween
What do you do when 50 zombies...
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? - Hope it's Halloween.
#joke #short #halloween
Q: What kind of candy do India
Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?A: Dots.
#joke #short #halloween
Yo mama is so fat on Halloween
Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.#joke #short #yomama #halloween
Your Halloween costume came in...
Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?Scary Collection 65
A witch joke
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?
The witch!
A witch joke
What is a witches favourite magazine?
The witch report!
A witch joke
What did the young witch say to her mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
A witch joke
What's the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
Don't fly off the handle!
A witch joke
Who turns the lights off at halloween?
The light's witch!
A witch joke
Whats the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
Ever tried broomstick pie?
!
A wizard joke
What do you call a wizard from outer space?
A flying sorcerer!
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!
Sit!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if they don't work then give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?
Absolutely nothing!
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
