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“Can punsters possess
“Can punsters possessing the acumen to puncture the bloated ego of another by his pun pricks be called an acupuncturist?”
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If you're Vice-President
If you're Vice-President waiting to become President, then I guess Joe Biden your time.#joke #short
It takes a certain typ
It takes a certain type to commit infonticide.#joke #short
It's Like Shorthand
"Could you learn to love me?" ask the young man.
"Well," sighed the young lady. "I did learn shorthand in just three months."
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“In a lesser known se
“In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarians wolves. It is called 'Kale of the Wild.'”
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Things Never Change
It's a sign of the time.... it's like being 16 again...
Gas is cheap and I'm grounded again!
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Vegetarian's favorite place

What's a vegetarian's favorite place to dine?
An arboretum.
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Two Viagra pills walked into a
Two Viagra pills walked into a bar. They sat down next to two marijuana plants who were engrossed in an animated discussion."I don't get it," one marijuana plant said to the other, "Why aren't we legal? Nobody's being hurt by us."
One of the viagra pills scoffed at them.
The marijuana plant turned to him and asked, "What's your problem, don't you think we should be legal?"
"No", the viagra pill replied. "We're hard-on drugs."
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The grass farmer was criminall
The grass farmer was criminally charged after using a sod-off shotgun to settle a lawn-standing turf war – he wanted mow money. After his arrest he was denied bale.#joke #short
Social climbers are trying to
Social climbers are trying to reach higher into the statusphere.#joke #short
Artist Pablo Picasso surprised
Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like.On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, the minister of finance, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.
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