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69 farts
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do '69'."What the hell is that?" asks the guy.
Realizing he's inexperienced, she tries to explain, "I put my head between your legs and you put your head between mine."
Still not knowing what she's talking about, but not wanting to ruin the moment he agrees to try it. The second they get in to the position, she lets go a RIP-ROARING fart.
"What was that for?" he asks.
"Oooopppps! Sorry, lets try it again." she says.
So, they get into position again, and once more she lets one loose. The guy gets up and starts to put his coat on.
"Wait, where are you going?", she asks.
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Jessi Klein: Backhanded Compliment
Guys have said to me, You know, Jessi, part of what makes you so pretty is you have no idea how pretty you are. And then theyre just like, Enjoy. And Im like, That is not nice. That is like, at best, thats like a backhanded compliment. And at worst, thats just like a forehanded insult because I know that what that sentence really means is, Part of what makes you so pretty is that your self-esteem is so low, its easier for me to f**k you. #joke
Emily Heller: Using Feminism
I have found some ways to use feminism to my own advantage -- mostly to remain lazy and disgusting. #joke #short
Chuck Norris knows where Carme...
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Biblical Babysitter
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath into a very deep sleep.
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Demetri Martin: Thought You Were Someone Else
I was walking down the street, and this guy waved to me. Then he came up to me and said, Im sorry, I thought you were someone else. I said, I am.#joke #short
B.J. Novak: Battered Women
Battered women: sounds delicious, doesnt make it right.#joke #short
What Is One Billion?
According to a recent government publication ...
A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.
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Dov Davidoff: Dressing Up Like a Referee
I like to dress up as a referee and walk into a Foot Locker. You gotta try this. It freaks them out. They get all insecure. The guys like, Wait a second, can I help you? I was like, Can I help you, man? I, too, am a referee. Maybe we could work it out together. And then someone will ask me for a size 10, and Ill be like, Do I look like I work here, chief? #joke
Chuck Norris once roundhouse k...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man into next week. He then roundhouse kicked himself into next week, so he could roundhouse the man another week forward.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can make snow ang...
Chuck Norris can make snow angels on a concrete slab.#joke #short #chuck-norris
