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The best jokes (16396 to 16410)

The best jokes rated by site visitors. Top rated jokes. These are the best jokes rated 16396 to 16410. NOTE jokes sometimes might seem not to be in order. Due to better performance joke top list is refreshed only once daily.

Scratch that Itch

Pool Player #1: "I nicknamed the cue ball on my pool table 'Itch'."

Pool Player #2: "Why?"

Pool Player #1: "I'm always scratching it!"

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“I don't like my han

“I don't like my hands. I like to keep them at arm's length.”

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SLIDESHOW #22 - Funny Photo Slideshow

“Is an anthill caught

“Is an anthill caught in a twister an anticyclone?”

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Fashion Help

The patient goes to the dentist and says, "I have yellow teeth, what should I do?"
The dentist replies, "Wear a brown tie."

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“Faux pax - when sayi

“Faux pax - when saying the wrong thing leads to a war.”

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Weight puns

“Everyone hated my weight puns. They all left en mass.”

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Easy Math

Question on second-grade math quiz: "Tony drank 1/6 of a glass of juice. Emily drank 1/4 of a glass of juice. Emily drank more. Explain."
My grandson’s answer: "She was more thirsty."

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Term paper

“Handing in his term paper on water bears a day late got Bruno a tardy grade.”

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Sisyphus

“My music history professor said that Sisyphus invented rock and roll.”

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“Losing all your teet

“Losing all your teeth would really suck.”

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“A spinal cord is the

“A spinal cord is the sound of a back breaking.”

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Piece of rope

“What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle? 'Shall we join the fray?'”

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“It was a love story

“It was a love story based in Austria ... about a Venetian who was blinded by Jalousie.”

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“That arsonist destro

“That arsonist destroyed all my scissors. Shear torcher!”

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“Routines are dental

“Routines are dental procedures.”

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