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The drug to make statistics co
The drug to make statistics courses less painful? ANOVACaine.#joke #short
John Mulaney: Veronica the Babysitter
In my head, when I was a little kid, I thought that Veronica was like 25, 30 years old. I was just talking to my mom the other week -- I found out that when I was 10, Veronica was 13. So why was she in charge? All she could do was dial the telephone a little better than I could. Thirteen when I'm 10? That's just like hiring a slightly bigger child.#joke #mother #mom
Communicating at home
As my sister relaxed on the couch, her head comfortably leaning against the crook of her husband’s arm, her cell phone beeped.
She looked at her phone. It was a text message from her husband.
The message: 'Please Move.'
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“The petroleum indust
“The petroleum industry is exploiting shale to extract fuel or a reasonable fracksimile.”
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Acting is tough. Many retired
Acting is tough. Many retired performers have post-dramatic stress.#joke #short
Siamese Twins are just like yo
Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.#joke #short
What's the best time to
What's the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.#joke #short
“Rather than be fired
“Rather than be fired from the borscht factory, I beet them to the punch by telling them to take their job and schav it.”
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Visit The Barber
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.
"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"
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“Peter Peter Pumpkin
“Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater joined the Army. He wanted to fight for gourd and country.”
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The satisfaction of telling pe
The satisfaction of telling people to go to hell is eff ‘emeral.#joke #short
NASA is full of yes men. They
NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.#joke #short
