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I hate used car dealers. They
I hate used car dealers. They can be so over sell us.#joke #short
Do terrorists seek inu
Do terrorists seek inure peace?#joke #short
If Bible Characters Had Bumper Stickers
Biblical bumper stickers:Jonah: Save the WhalesThe Israelites: Honk If You Love MosesElijah: My Other Chariot RollsGoliath: Support the Ban on SlingshotsLot: If You Can’t See Sodom, You’re Too CloseMethuselah: Be Kind to Senior CitizensFrom "Moses' Favorite Travel Jokes," published by Barbour Publishing, Inc., Uhrichsville, Ohio. Copyright 2009. Used by permission of Barbour Publishing, Inc.#joke
Luft hansa, p
Luft hansa, please, if you've ever been on a German airline.#joke #short
Never use a glass bathroom. You'll be be arrested for loo behaviour and public in-de-can see. #joke #short
"You were speaking much too lo
"You were speaking much too long on the phone just now, Miss Ponsonby," said Mr.Jones."But it was a business call, Mr. Jones."
"Well, please don't address our clients as 'sweetikins' in the future."
#joke #short
Crab -- It's too much work. T
Crab -- It's too much work. They're like the pistachio of seafood. And there's that nasty part of the crab you're not supposed to eat. I think it's' called "all of it."#joke #short
I use particle physics textboo
I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I'm quantum-plating my existence.#joke #short
Wrong Place Wrong Time
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Rory Johnson, 29, was arrested in May for a liquor store robbery in Elkhart, Ind. Johnson had parked in the back of the store to facilitate his getaway but had trouble exiting because of congestion due to road construction. Five minutes after the robbery, he was sitting in his car, having moved only a few feet, and liquor store employees pointed him out to police.
#joke #policeman
Kissing butt isn't so ba
Kissing butt isn't so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.#joke #short
“A construction worke
“A construction worker walks into a rebar, then he did it again.”
#joke #short
