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“Only a nickel for an
“Only a nickel for an embroidered pinwheel? Good buy, crewel whirled!”
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“While its true I've
“While its true I've been raking it in lately - when it comes to my neighbor's trees I wish they would just leaf me alone.”
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Christmas Alphabet
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25... there's no 'L'...
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“Some students pore o
“Some students pore over their lessons, while others just give them a preflunktory glance.”
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Someone threw a glass eye at m
Someone threw a glass eye at my newly augmented breasts, causing injury. They could make a movie about it: rong style="font-style: italic;">The Borrow An Eye, Dent a Titty.#joke #short
Silly Collection 23
What has a bottom at the top?
I don't know?
Your legs!
What is a skeleton?
Bones, with the person off!
What might you eat in Paris?
The trifle tower!
Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?
Sir Francis Brake!
Have you ever seen a man eating tiger?
No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken!
What is the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half!
What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness Pongster!
Pro-bestiality lobbyists alway
Pro-bestiality lobbyists always seem to have an ox to grind!#joke #short
The bearded lady seems hairy,
The bearded lady seems hairy, until she takes off hirsute.#joke #short
My relatives tend to be thin e
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.#joke #short
I'm glad it's not
I'm glad it's not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.#joke #short
"If a man has a beautiful sten
"If a man has a beautiful stenographer, do you suppose that will cause him to take more interest in his business?" asked Mr. Piglatch."I don't know whether he will take more interest in his business," said Mr. Peckton, thoughtfully, "but his wife will."
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