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20 of the most groan-worthy Dad jokes

What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Bare foot.

What button is impossible to unbutton?
The belly button.

What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
Billie Jeans.

What is invisible and smells of worms?
A bird's fart.

What do you call a Minecraft celebration?
A block party.

Who is the best Kung Fu vegetable?
Brocco-Lee.

What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt?
A hot cross bunny.

What did the butt say to the other butt?
PTTTTT.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack.

What's round and sounds like a trumpet?
A crumpet.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino‐SNORE.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Dug.

What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?
Eggstensions.

What do you call an Asian man who always has correct change?
Exact Lee.

What do you call an apple that farts?
A fruity Tooty.

What is the best day to cook?
FRY-DAY.

What did the horse say when it fell?
GIDDYUP!

What do you receive when you ask a lemon to help?
Lemon aid

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.

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