Contributed by Perry Woods
This priest lives in a small town, not only is he a priest he has a farm too. On the farm he has all sorts of animals but his favorite and best animal is a cock rooster. One day the rooster goes missing. He searches everywhere but cant find his beloved rooster anywhere. He decides to announce it at Mass.
During his announcements he asks, "Anyone here got a cock", and all the men stood up.
The Priest says, "I don't mean that, what I mean is has anyone here seen a cock", and all the women stood up.
The Priest says, "no, what I mean is, has anyone here seen my cock" and all the children stood up.
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