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Few funny short jokes

My plan for tomorrow is to go with the wife to get us both some new glasses…
After that, we'll see!

I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."
I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return

A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water...
Schwepped her off her feet!

Did you hear about the bloke that always got angry when he was out of bread for breakfast?
He was lack-toast intolerant!

#joke #food #bread #breakfast #drinks #tonic
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