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Few new jokes to make Monday more tolerable

Today I saw a burglar breaking into his own house.
Guess he was working from home.

What did the tree say to the new spring flower?
I'm rooting for you.

- Why don't flowers like to ride bicycles?
Because they keep losing their petals!

- What did one spring chicken say to the other?
You are eggcellent!

- What falls, but never needs a bandage?
The rain!

- Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.

Yesterday, I watched our wedding video in reverse.
It was quite uplifting to see myself removing the ring from my wife's finger, exiting the church, and heading out for drinks with my closest buddies.

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