Real Saddam Please stand up!

May I have your attention please?

Infidels,

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Saddam please stand up?

I repeat! Will the real Saddam please stand up?

We gonna have a problem here...

You all act like you've never seen a dictator before

Jaws all on the floor

Like Hitler and Stalin just walked in the door

I started terrorizing years before the 1st gulf war,

Now I plan to even the score

I've got so many body doubles, Its True! No Kidding!

I don't go to the streets. They All do my bidding.

And Chemical Ali said...

Nothin you Idiots, Chem Ali's dead. I'll find a replacement.

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But it's no worse than what's going on in the U.S war room

Sometimes I wanna go on Al Jazeera and let loose, but can't

But it's OK for the U.S to destory my statues.

Osama's down with this. Osama's down with that.

And if he's lucky he might get weapons from Iraq.

And thats the reason why my regime got attacked.

If I react with chemicals, I'll sure get jacked!

Of course you're gonna bomb me and my forces

By the time you fly warplanes

I'll be in Tikrit sippin' on champagne.

And when you miss me, please don't start to complain.

You've got so many soldiers tearing up my terrain.

I am like cockroach cuz you can't kill me.

The guy you're bombing now isn't the real me.

My information minister goes on TV,

So he can say I wasn't found in the debris.

And there's a million of us just like me

Who dress like me, walk, talk, oppress like me

Mustache like me, a big piece of trash like me

And just might be a piece of sh*t, but not quite me!

I'm Saddam. Yes, I'm the real Saddam.

All you other Saddams can all kiss my bottom.

So won't the real Saddam please stand up?

Please stand up? Please stand up?