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Several food jokes, and few more

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you.
It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry?
Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party?
You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week...
and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese,
but I think that I may have greater problems.

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