Taking the Edge Off

"Would you like

bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and

coffee to

follow?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really

taken the edge

off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl

of home-

made soup, home-made muffins or a cheese sandwich?" she

inquires.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really

taken the edge

off my appetite."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

She'll go to

the store and buy him some food. "Would you like maybe a

steak and

apple pie? Maybe you'd like a pizza micro waved or a tasty

stir-fry?

That would only take a couple of minutes."

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really

taken the edge

off my appetite."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up, then? I'm

starving!"