Blonde quickies 11

A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.

A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proofreading.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?

A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date.

A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?

A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B-L-O-N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?

A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

A: "Nice tits!"