Top 25 Country Songs ...

Top 25 Country Songs

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

21. Sold A Car To a Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So We Even

20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon Tonight

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You

13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I'm Going To Miss Him

8. Please Bypass This Heart

7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

6. You Done Stomped On My Heart And Mashed That Sucker Flat

5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Double

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

...And the number one Country and Western song is:

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly (Wo)Men, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few