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A man walks into a bar, ...

A man walks into a bar, holding his pet alligator by his side.

The man puts the alligator up on the bar, turns to the astonished patrons and says, "I'll make you all a deal. I will open this alligator's mouth and put the family jewels in his mouth, then close it for one minute. I will then open the alligator's mouth and remove the family jewels unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. Is it a deal?"

The patrons approved.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and put the family jewels in the alligator's mouth.

As the crowd gasped, he then closed the alligator's mouth, waited a minute, then grabbed a beer bottle and waked the alligator on the head as hard as he could. The alligator immediately opened his mouth and the man removed the family jewels unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, applauded, and the first of his free drinks were delivered to him.

A few minutes after, the man stands up again and makes another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try".

A hush fell over the patrons.

All of a sudden, a hand goes up. A drop dead gorgeous young blond says, "I'll give it a go, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".

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