A man goes to the doctor feeli...
A man goes to the doctor feeling unwell. The doctor examines him and says: "You're suffering from Alice.""What's that?" asks the man.
"I don't know," says the doctor, "But Christopher Robin went down with it"
Mrs C Smith, Penicuik
Did you hear about the man who bought a dog with no legs?
He called it cigarette. He used to take it out for a drag.
Neil Sutton, Corstorphine
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins said: "Man it's hot in here."
The other muffin exclaimed: "Look, a talking muffin!"
Tony White, Loanhead
Why does a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a single person in it . . .
Mark Allan, Niddrie
What do you call a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back?
A Stick.
Eric Stevenson, Leith
If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburghnews .com
"I don't know," says the doctor, "But Christopher Robin went down with it"
Mrs C Smith, Penicuik
Did you hear about the man who bought a dog with no legs?
He called it cigarette. He used to take it out for a drag.
Neil Sutton, Corstorphine
Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, one of the muffins said: "Man it's hot in here."
The other muffin exclaimed: "Look, a talking muffin!"
Tony White, Loanhead
Why does a room full of married people looks so empty?
There's not a single person in it . . .
Mark Allan, Niddrie
What do you call a boom-a-rang, that doesn't come back?
A Stick.
Eric Stevenson, Leith
If you have a joke you would like to share with us e-mail: letters_en@edinburghnews .com
The full article contains 162 words and appears in Edinburgh Evening News newspaper.
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