More Corny Pick-up Lines...

More Corny Pick-up Lines

So... How am I doing?

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today, and your name was there.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

I'm like American Express; you don't want to leave home without me.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Excuse me, Ms, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

If you cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Is your dad a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Hi, my name is . That's so you'll know what to scream.

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?

Pull my finger.

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

The first time is always the hardest.

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

You know what would look good on you? Me.