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College Student Q and A

College Student Q and A

Q: What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SATs?

A: Drool.

Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

Q: Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs?

A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.

Q: Why is the Vandy football team like a possum?

A: Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.

Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life?

A: His freshman year.

Q: How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi.

Q: Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?

A: Lexington, Kentucky . . . He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Q: Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
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