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Impressions HOW ...

Impressions

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her

respect her

honor her

cuddle her

kiss her, caress her

love her, stroke her

tease her

comfort her

protect her

hug her

hold her

spend money on her

wine and dine her

buy things for her

listen to her

care for her

stand by her

support her

hold her

go to the ends of the Earth for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked

Bring food & beer

#joke #food #drinks #wine #beer
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