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Apples And Cookies A

There's a little boy named Timmy. One night, his mother told him to take a bath. Timmy said,"No! I don't wanna!" But his mother says,"Yes, you have to."

So Timmy says,"Well if I take a bath, will you take one with me?"

The mother says,"Well, O.K., but whatever you do, don't look up or down."

Timmy says,"O.K., I won't."

So when Timmy and his mom are in the bathtub, Timmy accidentally looks down and says,"What's that Mommy?"

She says,"Well Timmy, that's my apple."

Timmy says,"Ohhhhh, O.K."

Then Timmy looks up and says,"What's that Mommy?"

She replies,"Well Timmy, those are my cookies."

Timmy says,"Ohhhhh, O.K."

Then after their bath, they go to there bedrooms and go to sleep. The next night, Timmy is told to take a bath again, but this time by his father. His father tells him,"Time to take a bath Timmy."

Timmy says,"No, I don't want to."

His father says,"Well you have to."

Timmy says,"Well if I take a bath, will you take one with me?"

His father says,"Well O.K., but don't look down!" Timmy says,"O.K., I won't."

Then while they're in the bathtub, Timmy accidentally looks down and says,"What's that Daddy?"

His father says,"Well Timmy, that's my worm."

Timmy says,"Ohhhhh, O.K."

Later that night, a storm hits and Timmy runs into his parents bedroom, flips on the light, and says,"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy's eating your cookies and has his worm in your apple!"

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