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Jokes of the day for Wednesday, 24 June 2020

Funny jokes, funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on Wednesday, 24 June 2020

Pig with three eyes?

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

A piiig

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Fast birthday party

My wife and I just celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday.

It was the fastest birthday party we’ve ever had.

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If you don't get it, read it out loud ... several times if needed.

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Gave a bum five whole dollars

A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum."

"You gave a bum five whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did you husband say about it?"

"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"

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Joke | Source: Smilezilla - Daily Jokes and Funny Stories
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if my bowels had moved

“When the hospital nurse asked me if my bowels had moved, I assured her that they had come with me as I headed to the toilet.”

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Tailor-made suit

A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went tothe finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later hewent in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked fabulous,he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to puthis hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were nopockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, "Didn't you tellme you were a banker?"

The young man answered, "Yes, I did."

To this the tailor said, "Whoever heard of a banker with his hands in hisown pockets?"

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Some Sort of Game

My wife said last night: "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game."
Unfortunately, this cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.

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Whats My Name?

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" he asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ... That's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling."

"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 07 July 2017
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Ancient Greek politicians alwa

Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 06 April 2017
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 Crocodile Is Longer


Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.
Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only on the top. Therefore, the crocodile is longer than it is green.
Lemma 2. The crocodile is greener than it is wide: Let's look at the crocodile. It is green along its length and width, but it is wide only along its width. Therefore, the crocodile is greener than it is wide.
From Lemma 1 and Lemma 2 we conclude that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Tuesday, 17 February 2015
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Every time an Indian walks int...

Every time an Indian walks into the chief's teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating. They finally realize this is a serious problem, so they fix him up with a nice woman, and she starts living with him in his teepee.

One day, one of the Indians walks into to chief's teepee and there's the chief masturbating again. He says, "Chief, what are you doing? We fix you up with a beautiful woman."

The chief says, "Her arm get tired."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 24 June 2010
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vampire lesbians

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?. Same time next month?.

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 24 June 2011
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Chuck Norris can win at solita...

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 24 June 2011
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12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 24 June 2010
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The strong young man at the co...

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Thursday, 24 June 2010
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Being the boss

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss."

The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, saw his wife and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and after you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"

"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."

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Joke | Old joke from joke of the day archives - Check out other old jokes Friday, 07 August 2015
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