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A Dogâs Duty
A nursery school teacher was taking a station
wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck
zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the
fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children
began discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one
youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close.
"They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find
the fire hydrant
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The blonde walks into a pharma
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant forsome bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant,and never have.Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has beenbuying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and wouldlike some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist wholooks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick ofunderarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads outloud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."
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The Angel and the Statues
In a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male -- both nude. These two statues faced each other for many, many years.Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "The two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people that have visited the park over the years. I am hereby authorized by God to give you the greatest wish that can be bestowed upon you. I grant you the gift of life -- albeit, as a limited offer. You have thirty minutes to do whatever your hearts desire."
And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at each other, slowly moved their limbs about in wonderment. They looked all around, at their own bodies and back at each other.
Smiling, they then ran to the nearby woods and dove behind a large bush.
The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. (Angels aren't naive.)
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, looking extremely satisfied and wearing nothing but even bigger smiles than before.
Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said to them, "You still have fifteen minutes. Wouldn't you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
"Oh yes!" the female statue replied. "But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL dump on its head."
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Two buddies were sharing drink
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one."Well, not exactly." his friend replied, "she's more into the trick dog aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly - I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."
A man returned home from the n
A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep.Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.
Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.
"How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"
"Oh my," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."
Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"
The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that swine for fifteen years and I wasn't about to start now!"
A guy was lost on the Mall by
A guy was lost on the Mall by the Washington Monument. He stopped a policeman and asked, "What side is the State Department on?"The cop answered: "Ours, I hope."
#joke #short #policeman
The President's Puzzle
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering."What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.
"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.
"How long did it take you?"
"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"
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In Star Wars, what do terroris
In Star Wars, what do terrorists shout?#joke #short
“The movie about the ...
“The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer.”
#joke #short
Questions about mouthwash?
Questions about mouthwash? Just Gargle it.#joke #short
