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Deep within a forest, a little
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree...After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
#joke #animal #bird #turtle
Champions are the breakfast of...
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck NorrisA lady walks into the drugstor...
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic."Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
"To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!"
The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position.
The man is her husband and the woman is the pharmacist's wife.
He takes the photo, and nods. "I didn't realize you had a prescription!"
#joke
Don Draper la
Don Draper laid out his clothes every morning.#joke #short
Helping small rodents makes me
Helping small rodents makes me thirsty for lemming aid.#joke #short
Adult jokes-Lost in the woods
If you are lost in the woods, here is what you should do.
Take Viagra and an iron supplement. Trust it to convert you into a perfect compass.
Take Viagra and an iron supplement. Trust it to convert you into a perfect compass.
#joke #short
Yo momma is so fat she uses a ...
Yo momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.#joke #short
George Bush Slogans
Top George Bush Slogans
- I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
- I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time.
- I'll finish what Bill started -- the interns.
- Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?
- Vote for the GOP, Not OPP.
- I promise no sex scandal: just look at me.
- New penal plan: I won't use mine!
- Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.
- George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers
- Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.
#joke #father
Knock Knock Collection 004
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
#joke
“I read this book abo
“I read this book about Mount Everest. It was quite the cliff hanger.”
#joke #short
Definitely
Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says "Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY sh*t my pants..
#joke #fruit #orange
Do you know how to catch a squ...
Do you know how to catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act like a nut!
#joke #short
