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Big boy
Adam and Dana were onbserving their new born baby boy.
"Look at the size of his thing, he sure is BIG!" said Adam.
Dana said to him in a consoling voice,"Yes sweetheart, but he does have your eyes."
"Look at the size of his thing, he sure is BIG!" said Adam.
Dana said to him in a consoling voice,"Yes sweetheart, but he does have your eyes."
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You Might Be A Redneck If 36
You might be a redneck if...
You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower.
You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.
On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary.
You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.
You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won't ask for them again.
You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart.
You think Hamlet is on the McDonald's breakfast menu.
Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race.
Your dad says, "Let's hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel.
You ever called your sister "Mom" and didn't have to correct yourself.
Thea Vidale: Love My Children
I love my children as much as anybody in here. I let them watch TV and stuff -- when I let them out of the shed.#joke #short
“Obituaries of those ...
“Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.”
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When should you lick an incand
When should you lick an incandescent bulb?When the filament's made of tongue-sten.
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A police officer stops a blond...
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
“To use a computer to...
“To use a computer to prospect for gold, you need to downlode.”
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Two blondes are walking down t...
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on thesidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror an d says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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A guy walks into a brothel and
A guy walks into a brothel and tells the madam he wants six girls for the evening. The next morning the madam informs the gentleman that there will be no charge. Very happy, he leaves.A few days later he returns, and again tell the madam that he would like six girls for the evening. In the morning the madam presents him with a bill for $1,000.
Confused the man asks, "I don't understand, on Tuesday it was free."
"That's right," replies the madam, "but on Tuesdays we're on cable."
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A man came home and was greete...
A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'So he tied her up and went golfing.
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There's only one type of
There's only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.#joke #short
Toe curling
A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his penis, his partner's toes would rise.Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still.
Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, your toes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?"
"Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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