Blonde jokes - jokes about blondes (1111 to 1125)

A blonde was driving down the ...

A blonde was driving down the road and she looks up and she sees a tree so she swerves to the left.
The tree is still nfront of her so she swerves to the right, this time her car rolls into the ditch.
When the Police Officer came to the scene of the accident the blonde told the Police Officer about the tree that was in front of her. The officer kindly explained that the tree was the green air freshener hanging off her rear view mirror.

Q: Why did th...

Q: Why did the blonde have square breasts?


A: Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

Q: What do bl...

Q: What do blondes and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?


A: Take away the breasts and the legs, and all you have left is a dirty box.

Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the toilet?

Q: Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs into the toilet?

A: To feed the "toilet duck".

Note: Toilet Duck is a brand of cleanser.

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Lesbian

A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one. She's a lesbian."

The blonde goes over to her anyway and says, "So which part of Lesbia are you from?"

Q: How do you...

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.

A blonde came home from school...

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, "I
can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do
you think it is because I am a blonde?" Her mother replied, "Of
couse it is, dear."
The next day, the blonde said, "I can say the alphabet higher
then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a
blonde?"
Her mother replied, "Of course it is dear!"
The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked
her mother, "I have bigger breasts then all the kids in my
class, do you think its because I am a blonde?"
Her mother replied, "No dear, I'm sorry, I think it is because
you are eighteen years old."

Q: How did th...

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking the leaves?


A: She fell out of the tree.

A blonde walked into a store t...

A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains.

She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.

The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."

The blonde said, "HelloooÂ…. I have windows!"

One day there were three astro...

One day there were three astronauts a blonde, brunnete, and a redhead eating together.

The brunette said, "Hey you guys we were the first people in outer space we should be proud of that," and they said, "Yeah, yeah we are.

Then they start to eat again when the redhead says "Hey you guys we were the first ones on the moon we should be proud of that too." They said, "Yeah, yeah we are."

The blonde starts thinking and about one hour later she says, "You guys, you know how we were the first one in outer space and the first ones on the moon?" They said, "Yeah, so?"

"So," the blonde said, "We should be the first ones on the sun too."

The redhead says, "You crazy blonde, if we got within a 100 mile radius of the sun we would burn up and die."

The blonde replies, "You are the crazy, we wouldn't go during the day. We would go at night."

Rest Area

On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Q: What do yo...

Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: Full.

A man was in his front yard mo...

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"

A blonde goes to an office party and wins...

A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos. The blonde asks a co-worker, What does it do? He says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. The next day the blond goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.