Chuck Norris jokes (331 to 345)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 331 to 345. |
Chuck Norris is not his full n...
Chuck Norris is not his full name, there's a silent "fist".#joke #short #chuck-norris
There are no races, only count...
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' pulse is measure...
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The ocean was once fresh water...
The ocean was once fresh water but Chuck Norris likes his shrimp salty.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Count from one to ten. That's ...
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...47 times.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse k...
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man into next week. He then roundhouse kicked himself into next week, so he could roundhouse the man another week forward.#joke #short #chuck-norris
If you work in an office with ...
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Only Chuck Norris can prevent ...
Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Scientists have estimated that...
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of...
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris has already been ...
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Chuck Norris says "More c...
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl stri...
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.#joke #short #chuck-norris
On his birthday, Chuck Norris ...
On his birthday, Chuck Norris blows out his candles by blinking.#joke #short #chuck-norris
There is no theory of evolutio...
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.#joke #short #chuck-norris
