Chuck Norris jokes (316 to 330)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 316 to 330. |
Chuck Norris, who had grown ti...
Chuck Norris, who had grown tired of easy victories in fights, once fought himself to the death and won.#joke #short #chuck-norris
According to Einstein's theory...
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The original title for Alien v...
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth...
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.Chuck Norris can drink an enti...
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.When the Boogeyman goes to bed...
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris hears sign langua...
Chuck Norris hears sign language.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Chuck Norris does divisio...
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris knows where Carme...
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is the only perso...
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The Great Wall of China was or...
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.#joke #short #chuck-norris
God offered Chuck Norris the g...
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris does, in fact, li...
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.#joke #short #chuck-norris
