Chuck Norris jokes (301 to 315)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 301 to 315. |
How many roundhouse kicks does...
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is what Willis wa...
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Contrary to popular belief the...
Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The sun sets from fear of Chuc...
The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The First Law of Thermodynamic...
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Behind every successful man, t...
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When taking the SAT, write "Ch...
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac...
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.Chuck Norris feels that brass ...
Chuck Norris feels that brass knuckles should be allowed in the fight to cure diabetes.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so ha...
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pil...
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The phrase "dead ringer" refer...
The phrase "dead ringer" refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Little Miss Muffet sat on her ...
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.#joke #short #chuck-norris
If, by some incredible space-t...
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.#joke #short #chuck-norris
