Chuck Norris jokes (286 to 300)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 286 to 300. |
If Chuck Norris gave a mouse a...
If Chuck Norris gave a mouse a cookie, it would probably ask for some milk. Then Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick that ungrateful little rodent so hard, it would lose it's appetite for cookies. Permanently.A Handicap parking sign does n...
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.#joke #short #chuck-norris
It is believed dinosaurs are e...
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' body temperature...
Chuck Norris' body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.#joke #short #chuck-norris
He who lives by the sword, die...
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why...
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can set ants on f...
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.Macgyver can build an airplane...
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Saddam Hussein was not found h...
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once round-house ...
Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is the only perso...
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Life is like a box of chocolat...
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.Chuck Norris can slam a revolv...
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris knows the last di...
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris was once in a kni...
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.#joke #short #chuck-norris
