Chuck Norris jokes (271 to 285)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 271 to 285. |
One time, Chuck Norris acciden...
One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' favourite cut of...
Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.Chuck Norris once participated...
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.Chuck Norris does not use spel...
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris has to use a stun...
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.#joke #short #chuck-norris
In the X-Men movies, none of t...
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker...
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.Chuck Norris doesn't stub his ...
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.#joke #short #chuck-norris
If you can see Chuck Norris, h...
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.#joke #short #chuck-norris
4 out of 5 doctors fail to rec...
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.Before he forgot a gift for Ch...
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Nagasaki never had a bomb drop...
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The original draft of The Lord...
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron into oblivion halfway through the first chapter.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Some kids play Kick the can. C...
Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can win at solita...
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.#joke #short #chuck-norris
