Chuck Norris jokes (256 to 270)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 256 to 270. |
It was once believed that Chuc...
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.#joke #short #chuck-norris
If you were somehow able to la...
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?#joke #short #chuck-norris
If you have five dollars and C...
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris doesn't look both...
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is the only human...
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Every time Chuck Norris smiles...
Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is so fast, he ca...
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The quickest way to a man's he...
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When Chuck Norris was born, th...
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.When Chuck Norris was a child,...
When Chuck Norris was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.Chuck Norris puts the laughter...
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris let the dogs out....
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.On his birthday, Chuck Norris ...
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a wat...
Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. #joke #short #chuck-norris
If paper beats rock, rock beat...
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
