Chuck Norris jokes (241 to 255)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 241 to 255. |
When Chuck Norris does a pushu...
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.#joke #short #chuck-norris
They were going to release a C...
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."#joke #short #chuck-norris
Jupiter's Great Red Spot isn't...
Jupiter's Great Red Spot isn't a storm. It's where Chuck Norris puts his victims.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris does not kick but...
Chuck Norris does not kick butt and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks butt and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris does not go hunti...
Chuck Norris does not go hunting. Chuck Norris goes killing.Why did President Truman drop ...
Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
In 1945, Adolf Hitler was real...
In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris invented the bear...
Chuck Norris invented the beard.There used to be a street name...
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.#joke #short #chuck-norris
In an average living room ther...
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace ...
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once leaned again...
Chuck Norris once leaned against a tower in Pisa, Italy.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once ordered a st...
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.Faster than a speeding bullet....
Faster than a speeding bullet...more powerful than a locomotive...able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...yes, these are some of Chuck Norris' warm-up exercises.Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of...
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two."#joke #short #chuck-norris
