Chuck Norris jokes (226 to 240)

Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 226 to 240.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat dea...

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray...

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

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When you say "no one's perfect...

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris is currently suin...

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his l...

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.

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Chuck Norris was originally ca...

Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

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How much wood would a woodchuc...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

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In a tagteam match, Chuck Norr...

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

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Ninjas want to grow up to be j...

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

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Inertia is a property of Chuck...

Inertia is a property of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can judge a book ...

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris invented american...

Chuck Norris invented american flag pants.

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Chuck Norris can dribble a foo...

Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris...

All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris once sued Burger ...

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

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Chuck Norris jokes (226 to 240)

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat dea...

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray...

When you say "no one's perfect...

Chuck Norris is currently suin...

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his l...

Chuck Norris was originally ca...

How much wood would a woodchuc...

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norr...

Ninjas want to grow up to be j...

Inertia is a property of Chuck...

Chuck Norris can judge a book ...

Chuck Norris invented american...

Chuck Norris can dribble a foo...

All roads lead to Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris once sued Burger ...

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