Chuck Norris jokes (211 to 225)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 211 to 225. |
Everybody loves Raymond. Excep...
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can do a roundhou...
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris on a pogo stick p...
Chuck Norris on a pogo stick presents a danger to low flying aircraft.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Death once had a near-Chuck-No...
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' every step creat...
Chuck Norris' every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.#joke #short #chuck-norris
They once tried to carve Chuck...
They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris has never been in...
Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris once pulled out a...
Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Human cloning is outlawed beca...
Human cloning is outlawed because of Chuck Norris, because then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cance...
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are...
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.Chuck Norris once went skydivi...
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris invented the spoo...
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Once a grizzly bear threatened...
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.Chuck Norris can stop mid-snee...
Chuck Norris can stop mid-sneeze...with his eyes open.#joke #short #chuck-norris
