Chuck Norris jokes (196 to 210)Jokes about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris facts, and other funnty Chuck Norris related jokes! These are the jokes listed 196 to 210. |
Expanding universe
We live in an expanding universe.All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats s...
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time. #joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris sold his soul to ...
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.#joke #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris has two speeds: w...
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Champions are the breakfast of...
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck NorrisChuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheet...
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a nig...
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris knows 47 ways to ...
Chuck Norris knows 47 ways to decapitate a man with only a slice of pecan pie.Chuck Norris' first job was as...
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.#joke #short #chuck-norris
When in a bar, you can order a...
When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Outer Space exists because it ...
Outer Space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
As President Roosevelt said: "...
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."#joke #short #chuck-norris
Sticks and stones may break yo...
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquify your kidneys.#joke #short #chuck-norris
The chemical formula for the h...
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Since 1940, the year Chuck Nor...
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.#joke #short #chuck-norris
